I am not a morning person.
Some of my favorite words to wake to are, “Your coffee is ready.” To me that means, “I love you!” Also, I have broken more than my share of carafes in the morning because, like I said, I am not a morning person. I’m actually kind of dangerous before 9:00 a.m.
So this morning, with my husband out of town and a meeting to go to at 10:00, the first thing I did was make myself some coffee.
When it should have been ready, I went to get some but found I had not poured the water into the machine. I had put the coffee in there, measured it and everything! So I tried again.
While I waited for it to brew, I got the fifty-pound bag of dog food out of...